Adventures of Jam Crab – Help!

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endoplasmic reticulum

Endoplasmic Rectum

I’m not so sure I prefer my ribosomes being self-aware…

The View Headquarters

Maybe the giant eye on top of the building was a bit of a giveaway…

Implosionworld.com is a thing that exists

Should I be worried that my dad is watching buildings implode by himself on a Friday night…

Afraid of Dying? Clone a heart.

I swear, my dad’s been talking about cloning the human heart for like 15 years…

Easter Egg Boobs

Bonus points if you can spot the hidden boobs…

Like Russian Dolls… But Not

Like Russian dolls, but not…

wiipi wine opener

Fake French Wine From Real Paris, Texas

I’m not sure if it’s an age thing or an Italian thing…

If Cells Had Faces

Someone asked my dad to draw a cell…

Sick Merch

Jam Crab Coffee Mug (Version 1.0)

$11.00 – $15.00

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Most Horrifying Ethylene Ever

$13.50 – $14.50

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The Upwardly Downward Spiral

$20.00 – $27.50

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Seabass’ Skeletons

Drawing No.12

This drawing has sneaky written all over it…

Drawing No.11

“Good job” the artist said as he padded himself on the back…

Drawing No.10

I’m starting to use z-shaped symbols for energy transfer…

Drawing No.9

why would anybody transport lab flasks full of something, dangerous I imagine, in this Rube Goldberg rig…

Drawing No.8

Unmanned and unhinged…

Drawing No.7

Never trust a man that rides around with his goldfish…

Drawing No.6

Matchstick machine and I’m not even a smoker! Not of Tabaco anyway…

Drawing No.5

The odd thing is I drew this before drones were even a thing…

Drawing No.4

As a rule, a gumball machine should not be attached to a drill…

Drawing No.3

Why I draw in this style is a mystery…

Drawing No.2

Hey folks. These earlier drawings were all very simplistic…

Drawing 1

Drawing No.1

A lone space cowboy that travels the universe collecting random planet debris in order to pump out new stars…